“We reside within the Labyrinthine basement of The Hospital ; Beneath the Women’s Building. The Stork upon the ceiling should lead you safely to our location. If you take a wrong turn you may run into The Minotaur that stalks the halls. But do not fret. The Beast has a weakness to fire. It may also be lulled to sleep if one were to play Safety Dance on a Pan Flute crafted from the finest oak. Good Luck, Traveler.”
Pizza Delivery Receipt found on Imgur was Reddited then wound up on Boing Boing.
Related Passages . . . .
Dr. Minotaur, Ph.D – Crustacean Singles Daily Comic
A Joke about Labyrinths. . .
"Monster sighting in Kensington Market!!!" – Wading Pool Labyrinth – Bellevue Square Park – Kensington Market – Toronto
"Imagine if your dad was a Minotaur and your mom was a Mermaid and you got the human half of both and now you’re just some guy..."
"Nothing says, 'Everyone out of the pool' quite like a Toronto City Worker in a Hazmat Suit." – Wading Pool Labyrinth – Alexandra Park – Downtown Toronto
"New Labyrinth in the Grange Park." – Downtown Toronto
