“We reside within the Labyrinthine basement of The Hospital ; Beneath the Women’s Building. The Stork upon the ceiling should lead you safely to our location. If you take a wrong turn you may run into The Minotaur that stalks the halls. But do not fret. The Beast has a weakness to fire. It may also be lulled to sleep if one were to play Safety Dance on a Pan Flute crafted from the finest oak. Good Luck, Traveler.”
Pizza Delivery Receipt found on Imgur was Reddited then wound up on Boing Boing.
Related Passages . . . .
A Joke about Labyrinths. . .
"Apparently there's a Toronto Labyrinth Society... their clubhouse is a pain in the ass to find, though, and it involves avoiding a Minotaur." -- Thomas Calnan
"Nothing says, 'Everyone out of the pool' quite like a Toronto City Worker in a Hazmat Suit." – Wading Pool Labyrinth – Alexandra Park – Downtown Toronto
"Theseus and The Minnowtaur" – Katie Brookoff Cartoons
"Imagine if your dad was a Minotaur and your mom was a Mermaid and you got the human half of both and now you’re just some guy..."
"Our Little Minotaur" – High Park Labyrinth – Toronto
