“We reside within the Labyrinthine basement of The Hospital ; Beneath the Women’s Building. The Stork upon the ceiling should lead you safely to our location. If you take a wrong turn you may run into The Minotaur that stalks the halls. But do not fret. The Beast has a weakness to fire. It may also be lulled to sleep if one were to play Safety Dance on a Pan Flute crafted from the finest oak. Good Luck, Traveler.”
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